(Source: prince-castiel, via jaredletoplease)

Professional Life-ruiner on Twitter

Tom Hiddleston: I just tweeted a Shakespeare quote
Me: Stop it
Tom Hiddleston: I just posted a picture of myself jumping for joy
Me: Tom stop
Tom Hiddleston: Now I'm being sweet and congratulating a fellow actor
Me: ENOUGH
Tom Hiddleston: I'm thanking my fans for the thousandth time.
Me: ...
Tom Hiddleston: I'm apologizing, with my Song Of The Day
Me: ......
Tom Hiddleston: Now I'm quoting something intelligent by Einstein!
Me: (whispers) Tom pleas --
Tom Hiddleston: Oh look, a picture of my toy figurines, which I actually play with!
Me: ....Tom I'm bleeding
Tom Hiddleston: ROMANTIC POETRY
Me: ...there's blood everywhere
Tom Hiddleston: Did I mention I'm topless?